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Dear Diary,

In my never-ending quest to better your life and mine, I’ve taken the advice of newfound brother from another mother, J-rad, a.k.a. Jared, a.k.a. Jaref (by Hugo).  What advice was this you ask Diary?  Well, the advice was to watch Red Eye.

For those of you not in the Red Eye Know, Red Eye is the best show on the Fox News Channel (yes, I know this doesn’t say much), however, it is also one of the most entertaining shows on television.  Take 2 parts crude humor, combine with 3 parts current events, pour into an emulsion of  comedians and journalists and you have yourself a recipe for Red Eye Awesomeness.  If its above description and its 3am time slot don’t already tell you, this show is not for the children.

If you are a night owl or own a Tivo, I highly recommend you check it out.  Even Leah approves.

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Dear Diary,

Behold, the fruits of my labor. Leah did help with the painting, but I claim credit for everything else (which is essentially the crown molding).

Not a great shot there (I couldn’t really back up far enough the room is so small) so there are some more here.

Please keep in mind all of these were taken at like 1:30am, which is when we actually finished this project (having started 14 hours or so earlier).

Dear Diary,

Today I was surfing my Best Week Ever like usual and they had a post up saying that SNL didn’t suck TOO hard this past weekend. Not being someone to really watch SNL anymore myself (or really ever for that matter, but you knew that) I wanted to see what they liked.

So I clicked on, and found this….

SNL Digital Short ‘IRan so far’…. You will not be disappointed.

Dear Diary,

This past weekend I toiled away all day every day putting up crown molding in Brody’s soon to be nursery.  Diary, I must be honest with you (am I ever not?), it was not a lot of fun.  Where should I begin as I tell you about it?   Was it my woefully inadequate tools that made this seemingly simple task so difficult?  My serious lack of any carpentering experience?  My ‘I do it my own self’ attitude?  Perhaps it was all three.

Regardless of WHY, lets just say that I was barely up to the task of getting this job done (and even that remains to be seen once it is painted – Leah is skeptical).  Out of concern for you my dearest Diary I wanted to give you some tips should you ever need to install crown molding.

What to do when your wife asks you to install crown molding:

1. Refuse.
2. Seriously, you do not want to take this on.
3. Divorce is easier than crown molding.

What to do if you cannot convince your wife that you don’t need crown molding:

1. Cutting:
   • If you do not have a power miter saw, RENT one.  If you do have one, its probably not nice enough anyway, rent a more expensive one.  Only the mentally challenged attempt to use a hand saw.  Also, hire someone to operate said power saw.
   • Do not use your child’s changing table as a work bench.  Shockingly, a 3ft wide table doesn’t work well for cutting 8ft long pieces of wood.  Instead, hire someone who has a workbench.
   • Wood?  Yes, do not buy wood ‘composite’ crown molding.  Cheaper?  Sure! Huge headache?  Abso-freaking-lutely!  If you are concerned about cost, stop now.  You will only succeed in taking 10 years off your life expectancy.  Instead, hire someone to buy your wood for you.
2. Attaching to the wall:
   • Do not fit inside corners with 2 45 degree angled pieces.  No corner in your house is angled at 90 degrees.  None.  Instead, fit one piece flush and cope the other fitting piece.  Coping is a very simple process (they would have you believe) sure to only take you 4 hours per corner.  Hire someone.
   • Do not attempt to use a nail set to get your nails below the wood surface.  Instead of holding a tiny nail set and trying to hit the center of a nail head that is < 1/8 of an inch wide, rent or buy a nail gun.   Also, hire someone to use the nail gun.
   • Do not attempt to attach the wood to the wall without someone helping you hold it.  Instead, hire 2 people.  One to hold and one to nail (gun).
3. Fixing your mistakes:
   • If you have taken my advice so far, you won’t have any mistakes.  If you haven’t, hire someone to fix your mistakes.

So my dear diary, in summation, installing crown molding is as simple as hiring 7 men, renting/buying hundreds of $$ of power tools and buying the most expensive material you can find.  But don’t worry, I’m sure it will increase the value of your home by at LEAST $50.

If it’s music and it’s on the Disney channel, chances are about 100% that I am going to love it.

Yes, that includes this guy.

Also following that trend is the Jonas Brothers.  Just acquired their self-titled album and am loving it.  I won’t say that its as good as the HSM 2 soundtrack, but I am having to divide my time between them now.  Same with V from Gabriella V. Hudgens.  Yes it undoubtedly is markets and written for teenagers.  I like to think it just confirms how young at heart I am.

On a related note, I don’t think Leah cares for either of those 2 albums though, thus confirming their greatness.

Those not in the know might not have heard about this new game ‘Rock Band‘ coming out in November.  It’s a video game where you have up to 4 people playing/singing along to music and being scored on your performance.

I was sitting there watching Hugo play the air drums the other day and thought to myself (and to Leah) – we need to get this game.  Leah could sing, I could play guitar, and Hugo could play the drums (all intruments included in the deluxe ($200) version of the game).  That would only leave the bass spot still open.

Luckily – Brody should be here by then, and 2 weeks old is more than enough to back me up on Wheezer’s Say it Ain’t So.

So today Hugo’s daycare provider was trying to get a jump on traffic and get out of town early. That being the case, I was picking up the kiddo around 1 and we had some time for a pit-stop prior to going home. Hellloooo Hollywood Video. I had a couple of coupons for free movies expiring at the end of the month (today) so I figured we could pick up a couple of flicks to keep up busy while Leah studied.

We checked out all the new releases and nothing was really looking all that great. I ended up selecting the critically acclaimed Blades of Glory as I had previously fallen asleep watching it one night and I wanted to see the end. Hugo wasn’t to keen on this and put it back on the shelf. I explained to him that we could get TWO movies and he could pick out the other one. He seemed OK with that and off he went to find one.

A whole store of movies, and THIS is what he picks:

Yes, thats Troy Bolton Zac Efron on the cover.

Yes, he picked this out of hundreds of other choices.  Some movies get a whole wall to themselves, this movie had a whole 2 cases amongst a sea of others.

Yes, it was an awesome movie – I don’t know how we missed it when it was in theaters (was it?).

Yes, I’ve created a monster.

Waffle House.  My love affair with Waffle House began during the summer between my Freshman and Sophomore years of college.  Previously I had actually avoided them as they are admittedly somewhat seedy in appearance (I think its contractually required by the franchise).

It was the summer and I was down visiting some friends at Virginia Tech (my alma mater).  We had a particularly hard night of partying and were in need of some recuperation the next morning.  Enter Waffle House, stage left.  Whatever, I wasn’t in any condition to argue, so off we went.  And let me tell you, it was fabulous.  Not the world’s greatest SELECTION mind you, but not bad either, and mighty tasty; quick service and cheap to boot.

As fate would have it that was one of my ONLY Waffle House experiences, I later met my future wife and she wasn’t too keen on them (I haven’t really figured on why yet).  I think I have been back maybe 3-4 times, but every time we see one around breakfast time, I always suggest it.

I only bring this up because some friends of mine are planning a weekend breakfast at the Evans (Bob Evans that is).  Bob is also excellent for breakfast, but he’s no Waffle House.  So if you have been avoiding the House that Waffles built, go out and give it a shot.

You’re gonna love it.